Me: “We think everyone here has email because of the teriyaki invites.”
When discussing whether or not everyone in our office had an email address, we logically reasoned that they must because there are occasionally emails going around about going out for teriyaki and taking orders. That isn’t the reason we have email, but is logical to assume that we have email because these sorts of things are sent around.
And now I feel like this makes no sense. Oh well. It was funny when I said it… I thought.