Miss Quote: Want to try a kettle chip?
KL: What?
Miss Quote: A K-E-T-T-L-E chip.
KL: Oh, I thought you said "cattle" chip. That's like beef jerky, right?
Miss Quote: Or cow poo, yeah. I think they call cow poo "Cattle Chips" too. But no, these are just normal chips. They are made in a giant kettle.
